Whimsicalness and writing

It has been years but I think since I have the time I may return for a short while. If anyone was curious where I was or worried, I’ve been a musician for the past few years and helped create a band in which I am the lead singer and lead songwriter which is pretty much where all my time went, especially since we took 3 years and a lot of time and fuck ups to release our first album.

tldr: hi I’m back for a bit I do poems for people who need them

I am become death

If you feel depressed, down, suicidal, or you just need a little pick me up, message me and I’ll write you a poem. Just tell me what type you’d like (I.e dark, uplifting) and I’ll try my best to write you one. Stay strong darlings :3

stokerbramwell:

masqueraccoon:

moriahari:

weaponizedhorse:

tamhonks:

drawyourocslikethis:

stripesandteeth:

thug:

kingknife:

theultravioletcatastrophe:

akolnoix:

aspiritualstate:

pancakemilkshake:

pensivelyplayfulme:

bleutempete:

pancakemilkshake:

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

GI JOEEEEEE

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

FUCK

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

The ancient times

Llamas with Hats

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

screwyouimapickle-blog asked: Could you please write an inspiring poem (regarding depression or s.h.)? Would greatly appreciate it!

Sorry I saw this a little late, the tumblr apps a dick. Your poem is posted for you on my blog, if its not what you need I can absolutely redo it for you :)

Sometimes it feels like a weight,
Swimming to the top but you can’t reach the surface,
Trapped in yourself for days,
Struggling to find a purpose,
Its not the end its not what you think,
Though the darkness tell you so,
Life passes by faster than you can blink,
So grab tight and don’t let go,
I know it whispers late at night,
And when you pull your knees to your chest,
But you still have the will to fight,
Your still strong when you aren’t at your best,
Don’t be afraid of what’s in the past,
Don’t be afraid of what you don’t know,
It may be hard but it never lasts,
Your roots have time to grow

tulasaysyay:

punchgurl:

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

Struggling is gay culture

spottytonguedog:

maneth985:

phil-of-the-phuture:

anonymouscatperson:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

catf8sh:

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender

Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

If you feel depressed, down, suicidal, or you just need a little pick me up, message me and I’ll write you a poem. Just tell me what type you’d like (I.e dark, uplifting) and I’ll try my best to write you one. Stay strong darlings :3

For every tear you may have lost,
For every battle that you’ve fought,
There was a day the sun shone bright,
There was no darkness and only light,
Never forget nothing stays the same,
One day fluid, the other insane,
And yet we can make our paradise inside,
Though weary on the surface you don’t need to hide,
Whenever you lose faith, no longer believe,
Remember your smile can make galaxies,
Don’t be afraid of the new days sun,
There is no limits but the ones you make hun